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Maid Demotivational Poster

DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

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Rating: 3.03/5

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Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


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Rating: 4.74/5

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karlin - May 3, 2013, 11:09 pm
Webwicked - May 3, 2013, 10:55 am
coolgurl11 - April 11, 2013, 9:11 pm
lol so true love it 5ls
ughomer - January 4, 2013, 4:27 pm
TSI ~ you're too kind!!
TheSanityInspector - January 4, 2013, 1:26 pm
EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 11:00 pm
Technically, that's Ariel Oblique, not Italic.
MissPriss - January 3, 2013, 7:48 pm
Too good Ug! Can't wait to see what you create when you get to Franklin Gothic...hahaha!

MERMAID RANT - Ariel pisses on about color schemes.

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Rating: 3.08/5

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jalfordbane - July 28, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey jalford... take your motifakes to a blog and get them off my internet. They're not as funny as you think.

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.

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Rating: 3.27/5

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Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?

FRENCH MAID - Something a "Neat Freak" will never be able to enjoy.


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Rating: 4.68/5

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CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:42 am
You say that like it would be a bad thing (joke)
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 3:52 pm
I think I must have dated a few mermaids.
carebear - March 14, 2012, 2:41 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Iconoclast - March 14, 2012, 2:30 pm
Yeah, watch out. That looks like a MALE mermaid hand coming out of the water.


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Rating: 4.43/5

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PHOTOBOMB - What was that girl in blue thinking???

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Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - December 4, 2010, 1:14 pm
You can after a few glasses of champagne.
Donkasaurus - December 4, 2010, 1:02 pm
I love this poster...I dont love an underage maid of honor. ;)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:08 am

well, great minds...
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:05 am
Spoken like a true Greybeard :-)
rerun - December 4, 2010, 11:03 am

At this age...if I were single I don't think the virgin experience is waht I would want. I like a woman who knows herself & what she likes/wants.
culos - December 4, 2010, 11:01 am
What he said....for some reason my ex didn't appreciate it when I told her, she thought her sister was a saint
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:56 am

I met one who did, but when I was done...she didn't.
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:53 am
Never knew one that had the right to wear white.....
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:50 am

well....the bride really shouldn't have wron white
culos - December 4, 2010, 10:44 am
Sounds like you were there. Care to elaborate?
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:21 am

They purchased a roll of the dark blue, the one in light blue was last to be fitted, only had enough dark blue left to make her belt.
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2010, 9:13 am
looks like the horse be scopen' da azz on that bridesmaid and thinkin'about a lap or two round her track

RAGHH! - Nazi zombie midgets, the worst type of zombie midgets.

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Rating: 2.29/5

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gas - January 13, 2012, 6:40 pm
wow thx RL. yep I wrote it, inspired in part by one of your posters :) (and too many fantasy readings I guess xD). shit I knew there had to be at least one spelling/grammatical error in it
Reality Lord - January 13, 2012, 5:48 pm

hugely fav'd. i haven't searched but i assume you wrote this? the barguys...it just got raised. 5L from me despite the one itty bitty error. :)
gas - January 13, 2012, 8:13 am
thanks Greeny
Greeny - January 12, 2012, 10:36 pm
wow - nice

MAID MARIAN - Disney's foxiest lady!

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Rating: 2.55/5

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Sean - July 23, 2009, 10:51 pm
DISNEY That magical dream factory ... causing me to dream more than once that I was secretly engaged to a feisty orange cocker spaniel.
jake - July 22, 2009, 5:31 pm
I gotta go with this one. Had a thing for foxy Maid Marion when I was a wee laddie (she could bust a move too...). DAMN YOU FURRIES! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!

Yet Another Leaked Celebrity Photo -


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Rating: 4.95/5

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jig - March 11, 2012, 3:47 pm
Not sure if it's the shortest beautiful poem, or the most beautiful short poem I know.
gas - March 7, 2012, 7:28 am
far way better than my mermaid one. really nice LA


ARIEL - Okay Eric, you've got a point about the "fish smell."

OK LADIES - Enough Screwing Around Get The Damned House Cleaned And Make Me A Sandwich

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Rating: 3.59/5

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bubbalou - December 26, 2009, 1:12 pm
they provide the buns, I'll provide the meat

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME - Unless you have a maid...

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Rating: 3.29/5

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mariand - July 27, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think the picture is awesome...and worth trying, even if I don't have a maid.


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Rating: 4.75/5

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Coombsy007 - August 1, 2011, 6:50 pm
Are we sure we haven't found the loch ness monster?
monkeyonstyx - June 30, 2011, 11:57 pm
Bob D. Sailor - June 26, 2011, 4:48 pm
Kill it!! Kill it with fire!!!
tellitlikeitis - June 25, 2011, 7:53 pm
Let's throw this one back in.
Krissie - June 25, 2011, 7:05 pm
oh dear god...something that cant be unseen. THANKS! haha...





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Rating: 3.19/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 7:27 pm
Hey Aggy, how ya doin?
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:26 pm
It's only a temp ban... he'll be back to make it permanent, I'm sure.
agdaniele - July 30, 2010, 7:17 pm
Hardly qualifies as a timmy... We've seen better.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 8:46 am
Were gonna need another Timmy!
rerun - July 30, 2010, 6:40 am

which is why it was rejected the 1st time.
pzykosiz - July 30, 2010, 4:03 am
i can't say i get this
rerun - July 30, 2010, 2:44 am

no worries angelous....this just supports the decision to no longer approve any of your submissions
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 11:04 pm
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:34 pm
angelous... tsk tsk. Voting yourself 5 Lions on this poster 5 times? No me gusto. Cagaste y saltaste en la caca.
angelous - July 29, 2010, 9:05 am
The reason why I submitted it again was that I did not get any reason about why the mod rejected this MF, then I decided to submit it again in order to know it... And surprise. Have a nice day.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 6:43 am

perfect example of what not to do. Good job A...let it get rejected and keep submitting it until approved. You have now made it to my "watch" list. I think you know where the door is, if not doon't worry. I will be showing it to you.

EDDIE - The Biggest of Iron Maiden


A - Because she still has a mouth

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Rating: 2.23/5

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LOLOLOL - May 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
well actually there is a flap in the lower fish part so if u open that the good stuff is clearly accessible
A because she still has a mouth - December 6, 2008, 8:54 pm
....and tits
Bob - August 23, 2008, 2:55 pm
There are two things that smell like fish, one is a fish...
Debbie Downer - August 23, 2008, 1:32 am
Who wants a woman that always smells like fish?

Masochist -

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Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - May 17, 2011, 4:44 pm

meh...who's angry? and wash your damn hands RR.
rerun - May 6, 2011, 10:20 am

I'm so happy I could sh!t....that reminds me...gotta go


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Rating: 3.33/5

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SICKARTIST - Dude really likes his bacon.

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Rating: 3.15/5

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Chompers - December 28, 2009, 9:30 pm
I never said it was.
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 9:26 pm
And it ain't!
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 9:25 pm
LOL You say that like it's a bad thing

BENJAMIN BREEG - Benjamin Breeg=Nicolae Ceausescu The reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg=Robert Mugabe It makes perfect sense...

HOLY SHIT - they got Iron Maiden t-shirts!

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Rating: 4.19/5

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